Mandeep Hamlet to Claudius

King of Denmark, is it wise to allow the Norwegians entrance into Denmark? I have been reading in the Bible that the Norwegians have the ability to attack us in the illusion of attacking Poland. Although the moon told me yesterday that you are a very wise man, I just want you, the King, to be alert. Fortinbras is not a man to be trusted in. How can you of all people place trust in anyone, especially your enemy. I bare witness to your drunkard behaviour my uncle. You are so high in the ecstasy of being King and having a thirsty wife, that you lack the knowledge to do something decent with your power. Besides flooding the streets of Denmark with an awe inspiring amount of corruption, you are now allowing those Norwegian fishmongers into Denmark. Bloody hell! I cannot do much, for I have lost my wits. I am but a flowing river through the forest of unease that meanders around pain and into an ocean of confusion. Fie! Fie! Take care of this old whore will you; Denmark needs a fishmonger like you to take care of it. Ahhh, I must go now. The trees beckon me to assist them in mourning over a diseased oak.