Mandeep Hamlet to Polonius

Catch a fish have you yet? The sun has set in the south; do you have word on the King? You know, Polonius is German for egghead. I here you a statesman, does this mean you keep track of the state of Denmark’s prostitutes. I believe I have seen you before… in a pig pen. Do you know when my father was alive, you kissed his feet. Even then I could not see your reflection, you vampire.