It is no wonder the King and Queen have requested the help of Rosencrantz and I. Hamlet has gone nutty. He keeps rambling nonsense. He speaks of men as dust and disease filled air, and god forbid, women are not interesting to him? Hast thou truly be insane. Although he does seem quite mad, I do beleive he is on to our motives for visiting. He claims he knows we were sent to spy on him and insists upon our honesty.
And does a mad man openly admit his madness? I do not beleive thee to be true. Goodness. It is no wonder a man goes mad from thought. There is so much to think about it!
I do hope someone if not I, gets that man some help.
-Guildenstern